Ek Villain :)

What you can learn from "Ek Villain " ...

1 . If the Trailer is awesome then the Film will be sure shot bakwas .

2 . If you are a Gunda then a pretty girl like Shraddha Kapoor (obviously the one who knows that she is gonna die) will fall for you .

3 . No matter how beautiful a girl she is , she will have a very bad sense of humour (Read Shraddha's PJ's in the film )

4 . If you don't reveal what life taking disease you are suffering from , you will end up surviving (by the way does anyone apart from Mohit Suri know what she was suffering from ?)

5 . If you are going to die and if your boyfriend is someone who looks like Siddarth and if you shift your base to a big city and get treated at Kokilaben hospital I bet you are going to survive from anything . Remember point no 4 also along with this . Yeah forgot you can get pregnant too .

6 . If you love your nagging wife then you need to kill other nagging women or other people's wife . Don't ask me why . Did you ask Mohit Suri then why ask me ?

7 . If you are dead .. I mean really really dead .. then one injection from Kokilaben hospital can bring you back to life . No need to search , it's in their store room . You just have to look and you will find it even in the messiest surroundings .

8 . Making a man giving up hooliganism means saving a life . I think she meant saving other people's life from Siddarth's hands .

9 . You will have to kill someone's son so that you can reason with karma if you lose one of your own and hey remember someone should curse you for sure so that you remember that in the flashback .

10 . If you are not able to fulfill your gf/wife's dream then you can fulfill it with your adopted son . Remember peackock dance wish of shradda being fulfilled by Siddarth at the end of the film taking his adopted son in the hills during the first fall of rains .

11 . The police will eventually help you at the end of the film just because he put all those hurdles to you from getting your revenge just because you didn't kill your boss . All this so that the film can get dragged till the end .

12 . If it's a Mohit Suri's film then the heroine will die for sure .

Now tell me who is the real villain ? Come on louder I can't hear you ....