"Lingaa" Tamil Movie Review .

I am a die hard fan of the Super Star Rajnikanth and an equally ardent fan of the real Rajnikanth too .
Though My heart is not coming to terms to write anything negative about this film "Lingaa" , it took me almost 24 hours to vehemently write this .

"Lingaa" is a big let down for his fans but if you can soothe yourself for being able to see his charishma on screen after 3 long years  because that part of you is not willing to see your superstar fail you .

The movie starts with an engineer inspecting the dam (which you saw in the trailers) and the next scene you see him get killed by Jagapathi Babu . The engineer while on the run from the rowdies , throws a Rudraksh into the temple near the dam and the rudraksh falls right in the Trishul . Well , Rudraksh is regular in Rajnikanth's movies and this rudraksh plays an important role in all the movies where this rudraksh appears . Arunachalam being one good example . Now the engineer tells K. Vishwanath (The same director of erstwhile good films of telugu) that if he wants to save the village then he should open the temple . I forgot to tell you that the temple had been remained closed for the past 70 years . K. Vishwanath sir wants someone of the King Lingaa's lineage to open the temple and he reveals that there is one grandson of King Lingaa and sends everyone in search for the same .

Enters Lingaa and Anushka and his gang of thieves . Now the rest of the story is whether this grandson Lingaa comes to the village and finds the mystery of the temple and if he does then how he does it .

There is evidently a long flashback by K. Vishwanath to the entire village about King Lingaa and how he sacrificed his entire wealth to build the dam . The entire film is about how the dam is built amidst lots of problems and how both the rajnikanth's save it .

The saving factors of the film are Rajnikanth , the dialogues , the two action sequences specially the train fight . That's it and nothing else will impress you . Not the songs , not Sonakshi nor the supporting cast and neither the villain . The chemistry between Anushka and Rajni is good but the same cannot be said about Sonakshi with Rajni . The fights are very well choreographed but its very visble that a dupe has been used in lot of the shots . cannot complain though considering that Rajnikanth's age is 64 by now . The songs are also a big let down but Rajni's presence make them watchable a little . Indiane song is good among the lot .

The climax is very funny . It seems as if the producer and the director along with Rajnikanth have taken Rajnikanth jokes on the internet very seriously and choreographed the climax in the same lines . It is very very funny and trust me you will crackle up watching just the climax .

Watch it with your family once to relish the onscreen charishma of The living phenomenon and the Superstar of the Millennium .. our own Thalaivar .. The one and only .. Rajnikanth :)

"Lingaa" - Enna ma ippidi pannitingale ma ;)

"Happy New Year" Hindi Movie Review :(

Now , that's precisely the same confused and wtf expression me and my family had in the lift after watching Happy New Year .

Once up on a time in bollywood , Shahrukh and Farah Khan were a deadly combination for a bollywood masala flick and MHN & OSO were perfect examples . Farah Khan was thought to be the replacement for Manmohan Desai and well I still ponder up on what happened to her after OSO & before TMK .

The opening fight sequence where Shah rukh rukh khan exposes his wax like 6 pack .. sorry sorry .. forces his 6 pack on the audience . Yes , the fight sequence has no relevance to the story apart from showcasing his 6 pack . Redchillies has done a tremendous job on that .

Shahrukh gathers a bunch of people who they proudly phrase as losers for a diamond heist in dubai . Now , I know abhi baby is one for real but didn't expect the others to become one after acting in this movie . Jackie Shroff wrongly implicates Anupam Kher (in an emotional appearance ) and sends him to jail there by stealing all the diamonds . Well , Anu ji is the brain behind the Shalimar Safe (Godrej are you listening? ) and Boman Irani is his friend cum assistant cum what not . Sonu is an ex army and he joins anupam in his mission Shalimar . Now shahrukh wants a revenge and how ?? That forms the rest of the story . There is nothing good in the story to discuss about .

What I hated the most is ANURAG KASHYAP'S guest appearance as a gay judge . yukku pitaji ...

Well Farah , please take a break and come up with something which might not be sensible but atleast engaging yaar . Well , I would applaud you for taking in your baby brother in a guest appearance mocking himself but mocking the oscar award jury and putting someone as modi ji is not commendable at all . You don't have any right to make fun of any of the above .  

After watching the Trailer , I personally thought that this movie is about a con job on the notes of ocean's eleven or italian job  but later on i thought it's about dance competition and heist story or a revenge saga .. but after watching the movie I concluded that it's neither of the above .. it's so damn confusing movie ... If at all there is somebody who has been conned , yes it's we the audience .

P.S. I Want the box office to declare a film hit based on the number of tickets sold and not the amount it collected . This way then it would be genuine to consider a movie hit or blockbuster or an average or a flop for that fact .

HAPPY NEW YEAR - WISHES GONE WRONG :)

Kaththi Tamil Movie Review :(

"Kaththi" Tamil Movie Review :)

Remember the decade old Ad where a mother comes running in a Railway Station yelling to her daughter "Kulikkade Kulikkade " ( Don't bathe , Don't bathe) ..

If now she happens to have watched Kaththi she would be yelling "Paarkade Paarkade " ( don't watch don't watch )

A R Murugadoss seems to be following a trait of giving a hit then a flop then a hit and then a flop again . The point which he has taken to highlight that of the farmer's plight in our country is commendable but weaving a story around a thin plot and because the plot is not strong adding Vijay and that too in a double role is not commendable .

What works - Highlighting the Farmer's plight , The coin fight scene and hmmm maybe the selfie pulla song .

What doesn't work - Vijay in dual role ain't necessary at all , comedy is a miss , Samantha's role seems to be repetitive , average music , average fights , weak screenplay .

There are lot of loopholes logic wise to the extent that we can't even ignore it in the name of cinematic liberties .

Watch it once if you want otherwise wait for the telecast on jaya tv .

Kaththi - Not sharp enough . Tamil la sollanam na MOKKA ;)

"Aagadu" ahem ahem Telugu Movie Review :(

"Aagadu" comes after the debacle of Mahesh Babu's last outing Nenokkadine . We all know how big a flop that was and fans pinned all their hopes on "Aagadu" as it's the combination of Sreenu Vitla , Taman S S & Mahesh babu who gave the super hit film "Dookudu" .

The opening scene gave some hope but that's it . It's all downhill after the titles . Trust me when I say it's down hill from 100 to 0 as the story progresses .

A Circle Inspector "Encounter" Shankar gets transferred to some bukkapalam to outwit and arrest Sonu Sood who rules the town with his goondaism . Apparently the same Sonu Sood is the reason behind Mahesh Babu's brother and sister in law's death . but the twist is that Mahesh Babu is an orphan who had been adopted by Rajendra Prasad in his childhood . Mahesh goes to jail in place of rajendra prasad's son when he kills a boy by accident . now after ages Mahesh babu is encounter shankar and he is here to take his vengeance . How ?? In Dookudu Style .

There are lots of lengthy dialogues , that too without a pause by all the actors .. Not just the hero . I think the director must have given at least 6 months  time for the actors to learn the dialogues by heart .. They must have felt like school students for sure ;)

Mahesh babu has sleep walked through this role and so did the audience . There is not even one scene where the audience had laughed or felt that adrenaline rush . The music is such a bore . what else can you expect from S(AME) S(AME) Thaman ?

Do not watch this movie unless you are in  to sleep in a recliner ..

Srinu Vitla now should change his style of movies . bore kottesindandi .

Aagadu .. Speed Breakers ;)

Anjaan Movie Review :(

Nalla Maattu ku oru soodu , Nalla Manushanuku oru vaartha pothum thirundarduku nu solluvanga .. Nalla director ku oru padam pothum nu sollirunda nalla irundurukkum .

"Anjaan" has got everything wrong from the word Go . The trailer wasn't impressive enough . The film is nothing different . If an actor can carry the whole film on his shoulder and can make the film an hit then there wouldn't be any necessity for directors in this industry .

"Anjaan" starts with the Krishnan character coming to Mumbai in search of his lookalike brother Raju .. sorry sorry.. "Raju nahi .. Raju Bhai bolo " .. The story is so messy in terms of screenplay and it so goes to and fro to the present and flash back scenes that I seriously don't remember the flow . I think the Assistant Director's must have jumbled the scene papers and Lingusamy didn't realise it either that the story looks better without a flashback scenes . ok lemme come back to the story (what if lingusamy missed out , I will not ) Krishna goes here and there in Mumbai (Mumbai darshan nu sollalam) and meets random people to know about his missing brother . No one tells him and rather try to kill him . Appidi Raju bhai enna than panninan .. appidinu neenga yosikkardukullayo oru flashback vandudum . Yeah we should have a heroine now no .. ya there comes samantha ruth prabhu .. she is either running in the scenes or dancing in the songs .. enna va voda vutturukkanga pa .


there is this TOOTHPRICK .. this TOOTHPRICK plays an very important role in the film . If this tooth prick ain't there in the film , then we wouldn't come to know about one important thing in the film ... Tooth prick irunda avan Raju bhai , tooth prick illena avan krishna .. and krishna vai le tooth prick irunda then avan raju bhai .. appo raju bhai vai le tooth prick ille na avan krishna va nu kekkathinga please ? confused .. hahahaha there are lot more ..

There is this one muslim bhai who tells the story of raju bhai to his brother krishna in those flashback scenes , during the interval we get to know that krishna who is searching for his brother raju bhai is none other than raju bhai himself . Appo en da venna ivvalavu neramum un kathaiye neeye flashback scenes le kettukutu irunde nu kekka thoniduchu

the friendship between Surya and Vidyut jamwal is not well established ... it doesn't have a strong back story to back the film .. every one cannot be surya and deva of dalapathi .. anyayattuku try pannirukkanga pa ..



Oru Jaanukavudu story irundirunda intha Anjaan hit aayirukkum ..

ANJAAN - BHAYAM BHAYAM .

Singham Returns Move Review :)

The audience now a days know what to expect from a film when they book tickets for a particular movie . So we know what to expect from a Rohit Shetty & Ajay Devgn Film . Full on Masala with cars flying here and there , bullets travelling across the screen , witty and clap worthy dialogues .. over all FULL ON ENTERTAINMENT . 

The film starts with Singham giving advice to few youngsters who ride mindlessly and make fun of the police by taking his cap away . The film then travels with such speed that there is no dull moment through out till the end . The songs are a little bit of an hindrance but that doesn't damper the pace . There are quite a laughter moments like kareena and ajay in the coffe shop or kareena in the auto , ajay devgan telling "Atha Majhi Satakli" in a untold romantic way instead of mouthing I love you when kareena asks him to tell her those three magic words or when daya breaks the door . 

Ajay & Kareena deliver as usual what they are best at . It's a cake walk for both of them . Anupam Kher as Guruji reminds me of the way he looked in Saaransh . The wig was avoidable . Amol Gupte as Swami Ji looks similar to Chandraswami and Zakir Hussain as the politician could have done better . Mahesh Manjrekar's role could have been essayed by someone else also as this role doesn't do justice for him . Rest of the cast have done justice to their roles , specially the mother role of the boy who takes money before elections gets a thumping applause from the audience . Appreciate Ajay Devgan for downplaying his part when the mother of that young boy rips him apart . There are no big surprises in the story section but the screenplay is very fast that you feel that adrenaline rush even after you leave the Theatre .

Background score is awesome and gives you goosebumps here and there . The dialogues are very good and the actions sequences are top notch . 

Go watch it with your family and have a nice weekend . You sure will enjoy the movie . 

SINGHAM RETURNS ... RETURNS WITH A BANG .

.s The excitement started with the opening credits where i saw these guys names Ranadheer Reddy Pankaj Kalbende and not to mention Naveen Paul . No Cars would Fly , No bullets would fire in a Rohit Shetty film without these guys . Three cheers to the entire team Way To Go !

Ek Villain :)

What you can learn from "Ek Villain " ...

1 . If the Trailer is awesome then the Film will be sure shot bakwas .

2 . If you are a Gunda then a pretty girl like Shraddha Kapoor (obviously the one who knows that she is gonna die) will fall for you .

3 . No matter how beautiful a girl she is , she will have a very bad sense of humour (Read Shraddha's PJ's in the film )

4 . If you don't reveal what life taking disease you are suffering from , you will end up surviving (by the way does anyone apart from Mohit Suri know what she was suffering from ?)

5 . If you are going to die and if your boyfriend is someone who looks like Siddarth and if you shift your base to a big city and get treated at Kokilaben hospital I bet you are going to survive from anything . Remember point no 4 also along with this . Yeah forgot you can get pregnant too .

6 . If you love your nagging wife then you need to kill other nagging women or other people's wife . Don't ask me why . Did you ask Mohit Suri then why ask me ?

7 . If you are dead .. I mean really really dead .. then one injection from Kokilaben hospital can bring you back to life . No need to search , it's in their store room . You just have to look and you will find it even in the messiest surroundings .

8 . Making a man giving up hooliganism means saving a life . I think she meant saving other people's life from Siddarth's hands .

9 . You will have to kill someone's son so that you can reason with karma if you lose one of your own and hey remember someone should curse you for sure so that you remember that in the flashback .

10 . If you are not able to fulfill your gf/wife's dream then you can fulfill it with your adopted son . Remember peackock dance wish of shradda being fulfilled by Siddarth at the end of the film taking his adopted son in the hills during the first fall of rains .

11 . The police will eventually help you at the end of the film just because he put all those hurdles to you from getting your revenge just because you didn't kill your boss . All this so that the film can get dragged till the end .

12 . If it's a Mohit Suri's film then the heroine will die for sure .

Now tell me who is the real villain ? Come on louder I can't hear you ....

2 States Movie Review :(

People who liked 2 states ..

1. Are so much bored in life that they found this snail paced art movie projected as a commercial one interesting .

2 . Haven't read the book or forgot the content .

3 . Love Arjun Kapoor so much that they couldn't concentrate on what else was happening .

4 . Love seeing child actors on screen that they are completely in awe of Alia But ? Sorry Alia Bhatt

5 . Consider applauding any dharma film as a style statement .

The People who made 2 States ...

1 . Haven't gone to any college or don't have a clue about how hostel system works . You don't one single character other than Arjun & Alia who has some prominence and how I wish somewhere in this corner of this world they had one hostel where there is no warden and if at all there is one she is busy with the male warden of the boys hostel . Arjun can come to Alia's hostel anytime and so can Alia . Both can sleep over at each other's place by taking numbers .

2 . They don't know who SPB is . They think that Revathi who is continuously rejected by some karnatic teachers can render soulful hindi and tamil songs just by some small pep talk .. by who ? The hero .

3 . They seriously don't know that south indians don't always wear white dhoti & shirt with vibuthi on their forehead everywhere they go .. not for some party ( where spb was supposed to sing but didn't show due to maybe budget constraints) and definitely not in airport bro . Bad costume department . It's like you guys didn't do your homework .

4 . Alia bhatt's tamil accent . It's like yukku pitaji in chandralekha tv soap .

5 . Silk sarees that Alia wore ... man that's completely disgusting showing her like that . It's neither half saree nor full . Budget constraints again ?

6 . Just because the title is 2 states you cannot drag first state for first half long and second state for second half long . It's not a period film for christ's sake . Period .

7 . How long does one person would go for counselling ? By the end of the counselling the hero has already got 2 babies . A person should be in an asylum if he is going for counselling for that many years . You guys wanted us to end at an asylum no ? Seriously .. right ??

8 . You guy's thought on churning out money ( which you guys had successfully did) on Bhagat's name right ? A beautiful novel wasted completely on screen . It's like that joke where one blonde thought that chetan bhagat singh is a martyr and now we know how he was martyred ;)

Apart from Ronit Roy & Amrita Singh nothing is worth a clap or 2 for these 2 States ..

2 States - Sorry State

"LEGEND" Telugu Movie Review :)

SCENE 01

LOCATION - OFFICE

CHARACTERS - BOYAPATI SEENU & ASST. DIRECTORS

B.S  - Dudes , Dammu has been a disaster . We need to do another one for the 

                                       Nandamuri Family . This time let's go with Balayya babu again . I don't know

                                        whether he needs me for a hit or not but i definitely need him for a hit .

                                        Jr. didn't help much . 

A.D 1 - Yes sir , You are right sir . 100 % right sir . 

A.D 2 - Any new ideas sir .

Boyapati Seenu gave a filthy look at this asst. for such a brainless question . 

B.S -  In India , that too in Tollywood no one comes with new ideas .. stupid asshole

A.D 1 - So what's your plan ? Which movie we are going to copy this time . Hollywood or tamil film ?

B . S - People have become very intelligent these days . They will come to know in a second if we copy . So no copy cat business . 

ALL AD'S are now confused as their director doesn't have a new story line nor he wants to copy any other film . 

AD 2 - Sir , you are confusing us . 

BS - Don't worry . Give me some DVD's to watch .

the AD's go in search for some dvd's and they place all the dvd's they could collect from the marker like a platter on his table . 

BS starts searching and suddenly his eyes get stuck on one particular dvd . He takes that particular dvd into his hands . He grins . The dvd is of his own film "Simha " and along with that there is an another film in the dvd .. Now BS has a wicked smile on his face . The other movie in the dvd is "CHATRAPATHI" . An idea stuck him . He starts penning story for his next movie . 

  A "Legend"  is born . 

"Legend"  starts from Vishakapatnam with a note saying " appude erpadutunna vishakapatnam" (early era of vishakapatnam) . Jagapathi babu introduction scene is good . 

Then we get introduced to Balakrishna's family . Suman is his father , suhasini his mother and lots of others as uncles and aunties . Suman and his family dedicate their lives to the people and hence they keep losing people in their own family . Suhasini is one case whose life is taken by jagapathi babu because suman slapped him in front of the villagers (or vishakapatnam) . So Suman's mother sends balakrishna (child version) to London for further studies so that he doesn't follow the same path as his father . 

The story then comes to the present times where we see Balakrishna in dubai with his love interest and comedy interest .. Sonal Chauhan and brahmanandam respectively . The first half is all about how balakrishna comes back to vishakapatnam and how he gets on the path of Jagapathi babu . 

yeah we also have three or four songs and few unnecessary comedy scenes just for the heck of it . 

The second half is all about the "Legend" . How he defeats jagapathi babu remains the crux of the story . 

As I personally don't like revealing the story , I will tell you what worked and what didn't .

1. The first action sequence in the borders of sharjah is pathetic . Ram-Laxman must have not got their visas and hence i think one of their assistants or boyapati seenu must have choreographed it . There are few shots where the fighters are overwhelmingly and willingly fall even before balakrishna even moves his leg or hand . That's very very funny actually .  

2. Sonal Chauhan is definitely from bollywood but that doesn't mean that she should have a funny accent . There is no background for why she has that kinda wacky accent . Her father is a collector of vishakapatnam and her family is not similar to Balakrishna's who are for the people and will sacrifice their lives so that Sonal Chauhan has also been sent out of India similar to balakrishna . Disgusting . 

3. Brahmananadam tried his best to evoke laughter but failed miserably . Not used his mettle accordingly . His scenes all seem forced just for the sake of running the first half of the movie . 

4. Balakrishna looks fat in few scenes specially the dance sequences . 

5. The music except for Legend song is a big let down . Come on DP you can do better man . 

6. The dancers in the first 2 songs look out of place . If you see carefully in the first song , in few steps each dancer doesn't maintain a uniform position . That's not deliberate and that's a big let down . 

7. Jagapathi babu seems to have carried the same angry expression all through the film . I am not saying that he can emote various expressions . 

It seems the first half has been done in such a way that they show lack of dedication in all the departments and it seems the makers and the director were concentrating only on the second half .

What worked -

1. The biggest positive thing about this film is the Legend himself . Balayya has carried the film on his shoulders .

2. The interval scene . I had a little bit disappointment about the film as it was slow and dragging with all the irrelevant songs and comedy scenes until this interval scene . It was a surprise package and i was like wowww .. Nailed it totally . You should watch it to feel the experience . I think only balakrishna can carry off such a scene with aplomb . 'The Legend has just Arrived" card for the interval scene is apt . 

3. The dialogue's by Rathnam garu are awesome . Let it be the ones said by balakrishna or radhika apte or jagapthi babu . "Naku evaru eduru vacchina  nenu evariki eduru vellina risk eppudu eduti vallake " is one good example . 

4. Legend song and BGM are good . 

5 . Good to see Jagapathi babu in a villain's role . A welcome break from the monotonous northie villains .  Mr . Pradeep Rawat and alike's can take a break now . 

6. The emotional scenes where the grandmother scolds our Legend , radhika apte comparing Balakrishna with God , the scene where balakrishna leaves the entire family and goes into exile . Scenes like these gave goosebumps . Ya that emotional guy inside me gives me surprises like this . 

Overall this movies is worth a watch . There is too much blood and gore . so please don't take your kids along . I hope Balakrishna doesn't follow this up with multi flops for the next two or three years to come back again with a Legendary character like this . 

WELL YEAH … THE LION IS INDEED BACK . 

P.S. "CHATRAPTHI" + "SIMHA" = "LEGEND" 

JAI HO MOVIE REVIEW

I got to know that Jai Ho is a remake of Telugu Mega Blockbuster movie "Stalin" .. I was excited . Imagining Salman in a role which MegaStar Chiranjeevi donned with super masala action , sentiment and philosophy mixed .. I couldn't ask for more from Salman .. The ticket windows opened and I booked a ticket for the early morning show . 

As I have already watched the original (Mr. Muruguadoss ?) telugu movie Stalin , I tried my best not to compare Jai ho with Stalin . I failed but so did Mr. Sohail Khan . 

Salman Khan in another larger than life character called Jai Agnihotri (must have chosen agnihotri as a surname for the amount of anger he has)  , a suspended ex-arm man now a mechanic . Remember only two scenes show him so , rest of the movie he is either dropping his nephew or goes to his elder sister's place or roams with his friends . Nadira Babbar his mother , Tabu as his elder sister in a underperformed role & Naman jain as his nephew (Jhangiya of Chillar Party fame) is impressive . Who is the heroine ?  wait lemme check the wiki . Yeah Daisy Shah . She looked impressive in parts .. doubtful of a bright future (Read Zarine Khan ) . Rest all just come and go . You can see a lot of known faces who are out of the field . Suniel Shetty in a guest appearance . Seems like his scenes are taken from deleted scenes of Border . 

Salman is a very helpful , honest and a good citizen . He helps people . He gets into trouble because of a politician on one occasion . The rest of the story is how he emerges out of all the troubles . ( Just by removing his shirt and fighting with all his muscles ;0 ) He realizes that people are not helping each other . So there are exactly 3 scenes where he helps Genelia d'souza (his nephew's history teacher who writes some exam in the same school where she teaches lol) , he helps nauheed cyrusi who is know to his elder sister and tulpi joshi by getting her baby back who has been taken by a beggar from the car . Apparently she has left the baby in the car while going to take some medicines from a medical shop . I will definitely not leave my kid in the car at any cost unless it's raining (it was raining in the telugu film lol again) . Tulip you definitely don't deserve the baby back . 

So he helps people who are not strangers but known to him and when they say Thanks in return he asks them to help 3 more people and tell them to help 3 more people whenever they can . You might ask why just 3 ? just for a scene where they tell tulip and co how it would form a chain . 3x3 - 9 , when these 9 help another 3 thats 27 .. the calculation goes on till crores and everyone in that scene is like wow .. amazing . The bummer is that Ashmit patel gives the correct calculations even before salman could ask how much is 59049 x 3 .. Ashmit is both a doctor and maths professor here .. i definitely use a calculator for something more than multiplies of 10 . What are they doing in India ? 

So this chain spreads like a wild fire ( only we don't know that it's spread like a wild fire until the climax ) and in the end this deed of helping people only helps salman reach the hospital in an auto . I thought Autos don't fly after Dadar and this particular auto is on the pune express highway . What an ignoramus i am after being in Mumbai for almost a decade . 

What I liked - Salman Khan , Salman Khan , Salman Khan , Action Sequences , Apna Kaam banta song  . 

What Disappointed me or made me laugh - 

1. A very very bad making . Seemed like it was directed by an amateur . 

2. Having Salman Khan in your film you can do wonders . The introduction of Salman is very bad . Expected More . 

3. A very wrong ensemble of cast . No one could add some weight or depth to their characters or to the movie . Danny & Tabu pass the buck but not unto the mark . Genelia D'souza donning the role of a handicapped is commendable but she shouldn't have done that . Sharad Kapoor wasted . 

4. Songs are a big let down except Apna kaam banta . 

Can someone tell me why Salman and team didn't take Mohnish Behl the CM of Maharashtra to an hospital when he is stabbed and instead took him in an ambulance to some old factory ? In Telugu film they have explained that properly . Ashmit Patel out of the blue does the doctor thing in the ambulance . Not properly established that he is a doctor or chances are that I slept . Which Army officer puts his TV on while having a meeting with his subordinates . Suniel shetty is with his subordinates in some kind of a meeting and the TV is playing the news and suddenly he hears about Salman Khan and sets off to his rescue . Rescue with what ? An Army Tank boss .. fucked my brains totally .. He just comes at the end with an army tank and what he does , crashes a car which is about hit salman . Bloody so much for saving a hero dude . Well , Salman is shot in the chest , stabbed in his stomach and stabbed again in his back .. but he still fights . Though we got used to this mockery of cinematic liberties , this is getting hysterical . 

One friend of mine told me in childhood that "Expectations is the root cause of all disappointments in life " and not to have expectations from people .  I try to follow that in my personal life but movies , I didn't . Henceforth I will try not to expect but can't really promise . 

Sohai and Salman must have really thought "Apna kaam banta , bhaad main jaaye janta " hence made this film . Opening main hi kamaa lenge na bhai .. by the time the verdict is out .. they have their money 

Wait for a month and watch it on Colors with lots of ad breaks . 

JAI HO … DEFEATED & BEATEN TO DEATH