Happy Birthday Big B

Belated Birthday Wishes Mr . Amitabh ji ! 
Though I had time all day to wish you , I didn't as I wanted to ask you 7 questions on your 70 th birthday for which replying would be little difficult for you .

1 . Is that Hair on your head real or a wig ? Please clear this speculation sir . 

2 . Do you know farming ? I read that you do farming in your free time when you are not acting 

3 . Are you still friends with. Rekha & Amar singh ? 
I don't see Jaya ji supporting her Bhai anymore . 

4 . Did Khader Khan really refused to call you Sir ji and that's why you are not friends with him anymore ? I saw a video on youtube him giving an interview years back accusing the same . Dogs bark at elephant , don't they ? 

5 . Did you really expect your son Abhishek Bachchan to give a hit after 19 flops similarly to the way you hit a hit with Zanzeer after 19 flops? You are great sir ji 

6. Why not Jaya bhaaduri bachchan and only Jaya Bachchan , why Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and not Aishwrya Bachchan . Please share your Rai on this . 

7 . Why didn't you invite your good old friend Mr . Rajiv Gandhi's wife for your birthday bash when you can take an recommendation letter from His Mom Ms . Indhira Gandhi to act in 7 Hindustani for which you got a National Award too ? 

that intrusive and inquisitive me 
...... Belated birthday wishes anyways !



One last minute information that just because you replaced Shahrukh in KBC , he replaced you in Jab Tak Hien Jiya Khan .. Sorry Jab tak hien Jaan ? Is that true ?

One more reason we are unhappy is thinking that NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US.. some even take pride in saying.. huh i am not that easy to understand.. what r u saying.. why are u so difficult to understand.. are u some maze or suffering from temporary memory loss..?? huh.. wear a smile and talk what u want to.. everyone will understand.. even dogs will come wagging their tails behind u.. trust me.. try it if u want.. (you always have my phone number if the same dog bites you because you are just too difficult to understand lolz)
well I was once working as a Sales executive for Citibank credit cards and i was nt able to convince one single person to buy onesingle credit card for the whole month and obviously I had to stand in front of my manager and explain him.. you know what i told him.. sir.. these people dont understand at all.. the reply he gave me changed me on the whole.. "dude..its your job to make him understand.. you are the Sales Executive and you are being paid for that.. The customer is not doing ur job . so tell that you were not able to make him understand" now you got what i am trying to tell u..

TRAFFIC.. I know .. it takes hours to reach ur office.. every day..every morning every every evening.. there are lots of vehicles on the road.. bad roads.. we have every right to complain because WE are not a part of it na.. we are just flying in the air and feel sorry for others.. goshhh.. are u in ur minds? how can you crib about something in which YOU ARE A PART TOO.. so first stop travelling if u ever want to crib about traffic.. be the solution dude.. not a problem.. (thank god i didnt give u my address.. i would have been killed by now for saying that)


LAST AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.. "FAILURE" whatever we do we end up in failure.. job or our efforts whatever it is.. specially that too love failure.. someone has ditched you.. someone was not loyal to you.. someone took u for granted.. someone has broken the promise along with your heart too.. ha ha ha.. THANK GOD.. seriously.. do you want someone who can do all the above things in your life? just think..do you want to cry for some guy/girl has left you even when the mistake was not yours.. hey.. you didnt lose anything.. the person who has left you has lost someone (ya you only) who loved them from the bottom of their heart (ya again its you only idiot) and realise .. you didnt lose anything because some bloody bitch/bastard left you who never loved u at all ..there is something and someone better in store for us .. seriously.. it all depends on how you want to live ur life.. if you wanna feel pity about urself and spend ur life crying.. just keep cribbing and crying that someone left u even when you loved them more than urself.. or else chuck them out cause they didnt deserve ur love and wait for the right one.. didnt i tell u in the beginning (ref to monsoon) that best things come very late..

so whatever is not yours will never be yours how much ever u try.. the thing that left u (be it a job or a person or some materialistic thing) was never urs and you deserve something BETTER.. failure may not be the first step to success.. but its defnitely not a pit hole.. even a frog tries hard to come out of the well even though it falls several times before it could climb. .. ARE YOU SO WEAK THAN A FROG?

there is one more important thing that kills almost all of us.. being SINGLE.. as i know that u are bored to the core by reading all the above (if at all) .. i would like to write the positive aspects of being single in my next mail along with few others..

thanks for reading this mail if at all u did till the end.. and i am sorry i am not going to give my address at any cost.. i started living my life again by realising all the above and i dont wanna die that soon.. I AM HAPPY WITH WHATEVER I HAVE.. thanks for being there..